You won’t have to ask me twice to go to a girly show. Unfortunately, I neglected to check the details that this was a girly show, for girls, by girls in a really girly girl, gigly girly, friggin, pfft crap way.

In fairness, the last half hour of the show was pretty good. It was the first half that was well shitful.

And in closing OK, I am a male and an insatiable perv. 2 of the 3 girls are pretty sexy in the show. But for the life of me, the so called ‘town bikes’ , two gorgeous, nubile young sexy things, that dance in between the real act, were ten fold hotter than the main show. Then there was the stage hand girl. She was the most spectacular thing I have seen in quite some time. If they just had the town bikes and their stage hands slapping minges, I would’ve been the happiest man on earth. Oh well . . .

There were highlights. The cute Japanese chick. She did a cute little Kimono dance thing. There other hottie, with her nipples pierced did a fantastic dance with ropes and stilts. And there was a hilarious part with a dance to the song ‘Total Eclipse of the Heart’.

That was in the last half though. The first act was average to say the least. And the cute Japanese chick did a raunchy thing were she throws a bunch of knickers out into the audience, without ever showing her minge. I felt as cheated as a fat bastard at ‘tofu appreciation night’.

Pfft, the girlfriend like it :|