This email came from some bloke calling himself ‘gully gti-r’. Perhaps he should call himself Ali G?

"yo homeboy dem pics of dat gtir r fukin mad,coz gtir r me dream car i lov dem 2 bitz,me uncle ad 1 in birmingham wat was runnin 300bhp"

What the hell am I meant to do with this? Should I tell him that the GTI-R never had any success ever because of its woeful transsion? He must be referring to some car on matthayward.com but for the life of me I don’t know which one. If nothing else, all these crap emails have taught me a lesson in usability: that you always need to know which page referred your user. But this useless information is the pitts. I think I am going to tear down all those old car pictures and turn the page! This shit is just the dregs of humanity.

Here’s some more to prove the point.

"oi do u have ne other pics of gemini wagons if so could u send em to us thanks dude"
"hey omg i love that car i want 1 just like it but in blue or black or pink.u got a nice ride.well betta go write bac"~Rheana
"that van is sic ive got a td panel van and i dont see meny of them now can you send me some more pics of it some of the inside to."~RONNIE

I give up on the mentality of the car scene.