Nothing happened here that didn’t happen last year. There is nothing remarkable at the show. Even more so than last year.

If you even contemplate going and spending approx $20 to get in (I didn’t fortunately), send me the $20 in a stamped self addressed envelope. I will shit in a bag and send it back to you. Get your bag in the mail, hang it up, then punch it. I promise you this will give you more amazement and value for money than the motorshow in its entirity. UNLESS you think the new Toyota Avalon replacement constitutes entertainment.

At least with my way, people will ask why you’ve got poo all over your hands, and you will have an interesting story to tell them. If you tell them you’ve paid $20 odd to see an Avalon, you deserve to get beaten - repeatedly.

Otherwise, don’t bother!