Have you seen that ‘Anatomy For Beginners‘ on Monday nights on SBS yet? Well if you’re not fond of dead bodies being dissected, give it a miss. But if you have, you know that it’s actually quite bearable. The human body parts look actually quite pallatable, and believe me I am not fond of the sight of blood!

So anyhoo, we’re in the pub today and my mate Tim suggests, ‘wouldn’t it be great if Chopper Read was on that show’ and then it was born, ‘Uncle Chop Chop’s Anatamy for Beginners‘. Let’s face it, SBS would lap it up. After all South Park and Fat Pizza are a bit passe now, and everyone is all soccered up after the world cup. What would be better than watching Chopper cut the ears off of a cadaver a la his own dissection in the mid 80’s in Pentride prison? Hey some of the cadavers donated to science (courtesy of the Police mortuary) could be his own victims!

Let’s face it, Chop Chop mightn’t be good with a scalpel, but i’m sure he knows his way around a macette or a pick axe. Should be hours of shits and giggles.

John Saffran could be his nerdy assistant in scrubs, standing ever diligently by his side with the scalpel. Saying witty lines like ‘Look Chopper, looks like his mohel’s already dissected the foreskin. He must be Jewish!’. God only knows Saffran needs to try something new, as his JJJ radio show continues to plateau to evermore bland shit talking.

So remember kids, if a programmer from SBS stumbles upon my blog, you heard it here first. Oh and yeah, Mr SBS, Tim and I get a 50% cut for the concept.